I am diversification personified... or personification diversified.

Redwood Cigarettes: great for when you're resting in the hospital, playing tennis, or jogging.

Michael: It feels like I'm giving a colonoscopy to the Statue of Happiness.
Steve Haines: Nice change from being up Trevor Phillips' ass all day.

So Michael, this is where dead men come back to life. It's been nearly ten years. But you'll keep for another day or so huh, old friend? You motherfucking fuck! I grieved for you! You weren't even fucking dead. You were my best friend. Well guess who's coming to shit on your doorstep, you fuck!

Now go! I need to meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.