You make me want a lobotomy!

Communism is the very definition of failure.

Hey, hey, you gotta listen to me, you gotta hear me, are you listening? It's not real man! It's a lie, it's all lies. The government lies to us. They put robots in the drinking water, they put spies in the toilets - to watch us! You think it's a joke, the joke's on you, they're killing you! You are being harvested by a marketing machine! You're not free, you're slaves! Freedom is a lie! They use drugs to control you, they did it to me for a long time. You need love! I need you, you need me, I love you! Love me back!

I see you are taking a break from romancing every animal in the zoo to abuse the generosity of your cousin.

Also, I might have... umm... sort of... plowed his daughter. A little.