Next, I'll have this thing so far up your ass, your tonsils will be playing shadow puppets.

You know, I've been in this game for a lot of years and I got out alive. If you want my advice - give the shit up.

Look at me. I'm cranked on speed most of the time, but I'm productivity personified.

Lester: It's hard to get motivated on a job without financial incentive.
Michael: You can't put a price on freedom.

Fabian: Namaste.
Michael: Nama-go-fuck-yourself.