Mine ain't nothin' special, but this boy gets the job done.

Maybe if you got rid of that old Yee-Yee ass haircut you got you’d get some bitches on your dick.

Trevor: You know, Franklin, if there's one thing that you're gonna learn from being around us...
Michael: Plead fuckin' insanity. Then they can't fry ya.

Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather.

Michael: Alright... the fuck is this bullshit? We handled your little immigration problem or whatever the fuck it was. We're straight.
Steve Haines: Oh absolutely... yeah, yeah. You killed people, you tortured people, committed a litany of other crimes... Oh we're so straight you and me, we're arrows.