I tried downloading an aimbot to be the best at this game, but ended up with a malware.

Do you think I'm trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously, now.

Hey, hermano. Your new life... it starts now.

Ancient Reptilian Brain: There is nothing. Only warm, primordial blackness. Your conscience ferments in it - no largher than a single grain of malt. You don't have to do anything anymore.
Ever.
Never ever.

Player: Never ever ever?

You know, if there is one thing that I have learned, it is that we must obey the rules of the game. We can pick the game, Niko Bellic. But we cannot change the rules.