I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Great job, Gordon! Throwing that switch and all, I can see your MIT education really pays for itself.

I don’t need a weapon; my friends are my power!

Sweet Johnson: You're dressed like a hooker!
Kendl: You two would know what a hooker looks like.
Carl Johnson: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Remember, the Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested.