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Radio alert:

The police are asking citizens to be alert and mistrustful of anyone who doesn't look like them.

Game: GTA V
Jimmy:

Like, the other day, he posts this picture of his newborn, and I'm all like "Damn, son. That right there is one ugly-ass motherfucker of a baby." And I'm all like "My balls is prettier than that baby", and then I sent him a picture of my balls. "I seen roadkill prettier than that baby. What the hell is wrong with your baby?" And he's all like "Actually, there's a problem with its chromosomes," or something, and it's actually a miracle it survived birth. And I'm all like "It's actually a miracle I survived seeing a picture of its ugly..."

Game: GTA V
Floyd, Trevor:

Floyd: You gotta go, both of you. My girlfriend, she'd kill me if she knew I had guests.
Trevor: Not much of a girlfriend if she don't like your family. Now would you get me a fucking drink? I'm not gonna ask you again!

Game: GTA V
Tevor:

Look at me. I'm cranked on speed most of the time, but I'm productivity personified.

Game: GTA V
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Game: GTA V

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