A Quote from GTA V
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Like, the other day, he posts this picture of his newborn, and I'm all like "Damn, son. That right there is one ugly-ass motherfucker of a baby." And I'm all like "My balls is prettier than that baby", and then I sent him a picture of my balls. "I seen roadkill prettier than that baby. What the hell is wrong with your baby?" And he's all like "Actually, there's a problem with its chromosomes," or something, and it's actually a miracle it survived birth. And I'm all like "It's actually a miracle I survived seeing a picture of its ugly..."
Bring me my coffee or I'm gonna cut your arm off!
That girl is beat up from the feet up.
Maybe if you got rid of that old Yee-Yee ass haircut you got you’d get some bitches on your dick.
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