So Michael, this is where dead men come back to life. It's been nearly ten years. But you'll keep for another day or so huh, old friend? You motherfucking fuck! I grieved for you! You weren't even fucking dead. You were my best friend. Well guess who's coming to shit on your doorstep, you fuck!

You know, I've been in this game for a lot of years and I got out alive. If you want my advice - give the shit up.

Trevor: You know what truckers do?
Lamar: Cut up women and get other dudes to jack 'em off?

The police are asking citizens to be alert and mistrustful of anyone who doesn't look like them.

Trevor: Well, hello there beautiful. Here, (hands over money) go buy yourself something nice.
Aunt: This is seven dollars?!?!
Trevor: I said something nice, not something expensive…!