Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing!

I'm rich, I'm miserable - I'm pretty average for this town.

So Michael, this is where dead men come back to life. It's been nearly ten years. But you'll keep for another day or so huh, old friend? You motherfucking fuck! I grieved for you! You weren't even fucking dead. You were my best friend. Well guess who's coming to shit on your doorstep, you fuck!

You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of 'em.

Trevor: So, we ready to go on this?
Wade: Yep, although Floyd don't think it's a good idea meetin' at the condo...
Trevor: Tell Floyd it's a great idea to meet at the condo, and tell him we'll need chips and dip and prostitutes.