Simeon: You tell me exactly what you want, and I will very carefully explain to you why it cannot be.
Franklin: What?

You know, I've been in this game for a lot of years and I got out alive. If you want my advice - give the shit up.

Steve Haines: Those bastards love to sell drugs.
Trevor: Who doesn't?

You're back, man. WE are back. All we gotta do is bust out Brad and then we're golden, man! Franklin, he makes us multicultural. Lester makes it cyber. We're like modern America. We just get ourselves a gay friend, and BAM!

I'm rich, I'm miserable - I'm pretty average for this town.