Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing!

I'm rich, I'm miserable - I'm pretty average for this town.

The guns and crank in this area go through Trevor Phillips Enterprises... or they ain't going!

Michael: It's a foolish man who builds his house in sand, baby.
Franklin: I don't think my boy Matthew was thinking trucks when he wrote that shit.

Trevor: You know, Franklin, if there's one thing that you're gonna learn from being around us...
Michael: Plead fuckin' insanity. Then they can't fry ya.