It's not you, it's me - I have standards.

Kiss my arse. I'm the Lord of Murder - I'll show you why.

Not what will happen - what will you do. Your past is not yet lost. Your future is not yet fixed.

Let's see. I hail from Waterdeep, the City of Splendours. I'm a wizard of considerable acclaim and scholar of exceptional accomplishment. I have a cat, a library and a weakness for a good glass of wine. And if the mood takes me I'm known to try my hand at poetry.

I've taken more pleasant shits than you, Mizora.