YES! OH GOODNESS YES! I am a good dog… Fantastic stuff.

But loneliness that deep gets into the marrow. Now that I’m here - among friends - I can feel it burning out of me. Little by little, step by step.

I don't mean to judge a book by its cover, but that man is all cover and no pages.

I want to wake up beside a handsome virgin every morning, but life doesn't give us what we want.

You were never burdened with intelligence, but your load seems to be especially light these days.