Go on. Give the worgs some Booze! They'll love it.

How would you feel about helping me kill some evil bastards?

I want to wake up beside a handsome virgin every morning, but life doesn't give us what we want.

Let's see. I hail from Waterdeep, the City of Splendours. I'm a wizard of considerable acclaim and scholar of exceptional accomplishment. I have a cat, a library and a weakness for a good glass of wine. And if the mood takes me I'm known to try my hand at poetry.