Let's see. I hail from Waterdeep, the City of Splendours. I'm a wizard of considerable acclaim and scholar of exceptional accomplishment. I have a cat, a library and a weakness for a good glass of wine. And if the mood takes me I'm known to try my hand at poetry.

Smashing! Soon, my friend - soon we can share a flagon of something liquid and a tale of derring-do!

I love this time of year. The dickheads start popping up.

The alliance is reforged, mortal. The planes thus quake, and the gods shudder.

Fine, I guess I'll just stay here and eat dirt or whatever.