Smashing! Soon, my friend - soon we can share a flagon of something liquid and a tale of derring-do!

Enjoy myself? There's a worm in my brain, I'm surrounded by idiots, and all I've got to drink is wine that tastes like vinegar.

You could've asked me to do the same - to throw myself at her, what I wanted be damned. But you didn’t. And I’m grateful.

I am so much more than what you made me.