I want to wake up beside a handsome virgin every morning, but life doesn't give us what we want.

Smashing! Soon, my friend - soon we can share a flagon of something liquid and a tale of derring-do!

You were never burdened with intelligence, but your load seems to be especially light these days.

Tread carefully, now. Not even a god would survive sacrificing me.

Go on. Give the worgs some Booze! They'll love it.