I wanna ride you until you see stars.

Smashing! Soon, my friend - soon we can share a flagon of something liquid and a tale of derring-do!

I love this time of year. The dickheads start popping up.

I want to wake up beside a handsome virgin every morning, but life doesn't give us what we want.

Let's see. I hail from Waterdeep, the City of Splendours. I'm a wizard of considerable acclaim and scholar of exceptional accomplishment. I have a cat, a library and a weakness for a good glass of wine. And if the mood takes me I'm known to try my hand at poetry.