I never had time to take the Oath of Service to the Coalition. How about this one? I swear not to rest until UNATCO is free of you and the other crooked bureaucrats who have perverted its mission.

I wish I could ask you how much you remember. I don't know if there will be anything left after I consume this drink.

We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.

Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self Esteem Fund for Girls? It's true!

Catalina: Are you going to fight for my love?
CJ: No. I can take rejection.