<Excited Beeping>

Commie ghosts what don't know they're dead. Hoping to steal our rockets so they can fly up and paint the moon pink and draw a Lenin face on it.

I was programmed to be helpful and answer any questions I was asked. I guess nobody bothered to restrict who I answer questions for.
That was probably pretty dumb, huh?

Who are you, that do not know your history?

Longing makes the heart grow founder, but I've always been a fan of hog-typing my lovers to make sure they can't escape.