Anything that can kill a man, I sell. Except suicidal depression.That is unfortunately not packageable.

The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

The thing about happiness is that you only know you had it when it's gone. I mean, you may think to yourself that you're happy.
But you don't really believe it. You focus on the pretty bullshit, or the next job, or whatever.
It's only looking back by comparison with what comes after that you really understand, that's what happiness felt like.

The Railroad? Aren't they busy liberating vending machines and saving computers?

So a ghoul walks into a bar...
Bartender says: "We don't serve any ghouls here."
Ghoul says: "That's fine. Is the human fresh?"