So a ghoul walks into a bar...
Bartender says: "We don't serve any ghouls here."
Ghoul says: "That's fine. Is the human fresh?"

I've got a weapon for every situation. Hunting, protection, cold blooded murder, HOT blooded murder.

I guess I just wanted to show you that there's two sides to every victory. Those who live to revel in it, and those who died making it happen.

Player: No machine should have free will.
Nick Valentine: Why? You jealous you had to turn yours in?

The Railroad? Aren't they busy liberating vending machines and saving computers?