On Sue

Sue is pretty. Sue is nice.
Sue can shoot real good
even at night.

I love Sue.

The end.

On Sue

Sue is mean and not nice
That is why I shot her twice.

The end

Sharon spilled coffee on my new shirt while we were in the lounge this morning. I told her it was fine and we had a good laugh about the whole thing. If she does it again I'll stab her in the fucking throat with my pen.
She's a good kid.

Good patients get a nice, new face. Bad patients bleed all over the floor because they want to screw up their surgeon's life!

I might have had just a bit of Jet before operating. So I nipped a few arteries I shouldn't have? Who hasn't?