One of the joys of top notch taste receptors is getting to enjoy the full flavour without the nasty hangover.

Player: No machine should have free will.
Nick Valentine: Why? You jealous you had to turn yours in?

Sharon spilled coffee on my new shirt while we were in the lounge this morning. I told her it was fine and we had a good laugh about the whole thing. If she does it again I'll stab her in the fucking throat with my pen.
She's a good kid.

On Death

Lo, to die. To kill, to maim.
I really like to watch men die.

I hope nobody kills me.
So I can kill them instead.

The end.

The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.