Let's see. I hail from Waterdeep, the City of Splendours. I'm a wizard of considerable acclaim and scholar of exceptional accomplishment. I have a cat, a library and a weakness for a good glass of wine. And if the mood takes me I'm known to try my hand at poetry.

Too bad that these days, even putting on my socks is enough physical exertion for a good twenty-four hours.

Ah shit, here we go again.

Swap meat for chrome, live a BD fantasy, whatever, but at the end of it all, it's the code you live by that defines who you are.

There it is. Time to do your "destroying-other-people's-property" thing.