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A Quote from GTA V

Lamar to Franklin

Maybe if you got rid of that old Yee-Yee ass haircut you got you’d get some bitches on your dick.

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More quotes from GTA V

Michael, Steve Haines:

Michael: It feels like I'm giving a colonoscopy to the Statue of Happiness.
Steve Haines: Nice change from being up Trevor Phillips' ass all day.

Game: GTA V
Michael:

What a shit show. I'll tell you what, you could take this desert, and stick it. My life may be a world of pain, but from here on out it's gonna be cool, comfortable, air-conditioned pain.

Game: GTA V
Political TV commercial:

We're fixing the problems that we made, together, which is why it's only fair that you pay for the problems, together.

Game: GTA V
Trevor showing Floyd his dick:

Mine ain't nothin' special, but this boy gets the job done.

Game: GTA V
Fabian, Michael:

Fabian: Namaste.
Michael: Nama-go-fuck-yourself.

Game: GTA V

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