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A Quote from GTA V

Lamar to Franklin

Maybe if you got rid of that old Yee-Yee ass haircut you got you’d get some bitches on your dick.

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More quotes from GTA V

Trevor:

You make me want a lobotomy!

Game: GTA V
Michael, Trevor:

Michael: Come back, we'll order pizza.
Trevor: Fuck you! Fuck your pizza. Fuck everything it stands for!

Game: GTA V
Franklin:

I’m not stoned at all. Hell no, not at all. Completely not stoned. I’m completely not stoned. I’m straight. Completely straight. I could do anything. Shitt, I could be a brain surgeon. Brain surgery, I could do that. Uhh, I shoulda been a surgeon. That’s what I shoulda been…

Game: GTA V
Tevor:

Look at me. I'm cranked on speed most of the time, but I'm productivity personified.

Game: GTA V
Michael:

I'm rich, I'm miserable - I'm pretty average for this town.

Game: GTA V

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