We're fixing the problems that we made, together, which is why it's only fair that you pay for the problems, together.

She looks like a bloodhound in front of a wind mill.

Remember To Turn Off Your Cell Phones, And Please Don’t Masturbate.

Michael: Well, I had to. To protect you.
Jimmy: Yeah, keep telling yourself that, when you see their faces every time you close your eyes. Here we are. The bike rental place. Please don't shoot the bike rental guy out of, like, force of habit.

Next, I'll have this thing so far up your ass, your tonsils will be playing shadow puppets.