You make me want a lobotomy!

You, sir, are a moron of the highest order.

V: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Zen Master: That depends - is someone clapping with you?

Jackpot!

You look ugly in that jumpsuit. That's not my opinion; it's right here on your fact sheet. They said on everyone else it looked fine, but on you, it looked hideous. But still what does an old engineer know about fashion? Oh, wait, it's a she. Still, what does she know about - oh, wait. She has a medical degree. In fashion. From France.