Michael: I'm trying to relate to you.
Jimmy: No, you're trying to take me on some nostalgia trip. You're such a cliche.
Michael: Oh! says the dope-smoking, game-playing, live-at-home, world-owes-him-a-living millennial.

Lamar: The fucker got fucked. He fucked the fucker himself.
Trevor: Shut up.

You tell me what you want and I'll explain to you very carefully why it cannot be.

You look like you struggle with simple tasks.

Lester: It's hard to get motivated on a job without financial incentive.
Michael: You can't put a price on freedom.