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A Quote from GTA V

Jimmy De Santa, Michael

Jimmy: Hey, let's bounce.
Michael: Bounce? We're bouncing now? Is that what we're doing? Jesus fucking Christ.

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More quotes from GTA V

Jimmy:

Like, the other day, he posts this picture of his newborn, and I'm all like "Damn, son. That right there is one ugly-ass motherfucker of a baby." And I'm all like "My balls is prettier than that baby", and then I sent him a picture of my balls. "I seen roadkill prettier than that baby. What the hell is wrong with your baby?" And he's all like "Actually, there's a problem with its chromosomes," or something, and it's actually a miracle it survived birth. And I'm all like "It's actually a miracle I survived seeing a picture of its ugly..."

Game: GTA V
Trevor:

I'll swing by and sign the contracts, alright? Just ignore the bodies!

Game: GTA V
Simeon:

You tell me what you want and I'll explain to you very carefully why it cannot be.

Game: GTA V
Fabian, Michael:

Fabian: Namaste.
Michael: Nama-go-fuck-yourself.

Game: GTA V
Lester:

We are about to put the Darwinism back in Social Darwinism, and brother, it's gonna be fun.

Game: GTA V

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