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Remember To Turn Off Your Cell Phones, And Please Don’t Masturbate.

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More quotes from GTA V

Michael:

I'm rich, I'm miserable - I'm pretty average for this town.

Game: GTA V
Steve, Michael:

Steve Haines: The problem with this job is I only get to know the criminals who are dumb enough to get themselves caught.
Michael: Only I didn't get myself caught. Remember? I turned myself in.
Steve Haines: That makes you doubly dumb.

Game: GTA V
Tevor:

Look at me. I'm cranked on speed most of the time, but I'm productivity personified.

Game: GTA V
Lamar, Trevor:

Lamar: The fucker got fucked. He fucked the fucker himself.
Trevor: Shut up.

Game: GTA V
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Redwood Cigarettes: great for when you're resting in the hospital, playing tennis, or jogging.

Game: GTA V

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