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Michael:

Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather.

Game: GTA V
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Game: GTA V
Amanda De Santa, Michael:

Amanda De Santa: Get a center, Michael. You have no center.
Michael: How about you suck my cock?

Game: GTA V
Michael, Jimmy:

Michael: Well, I had to. To protect you.
Jimmy: Yeah, keep telling yourself that, when you see their faces every time you close your eyes. Here we are. The bike rental place. Please don't shoot the bike rental guy out of, like, force of habit.

Game: GTA V
Trevor, Michael:

Trevor: You know, Franklin, if there's one thing that you're gonna learn from being around us...
Michael: Plead fuckin' insanity. Then they can't fry ya.

Game: GTA V

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