Stop it! You're ruining my yoga!

Amanda De Santa: Get a center, Michael. You have no center.
Michael: How about you suck my cock?

Michael: Alright... the fuck is this bullshit? We handled your little immigration problem or whatever the fuck it was. We're straight.
Steve Haines: Oh absolutely... yeah, yeah. You killed people, you tortured people, committed a litany of other crimes... Oh we're so straight you and me, we're arrows.

Lamar: The fucker got fucked. He fucked the fucker himself.
Trevor: Shut up.

Michael: Well, I had to. To protect you.
Jimmy: Yeah, keep telling yourself that, when you see their faces every time you close your eyes. Here we are. The bike rental place. Please don't shoot the bike rental guy out of, like, force of habit.