On Sue

Sue is mean and not nice
That is why I shot her twice.

The end

Good patients get a nice, new face. Bad patients bleed all over the floor because they want to screw up their surgeon's life!

So a ghoul walks into a bar...
Bartender says: "We don't serve any ghouls here."
Ghoul says: "That's fine. Is the human fresh?"

When I watched the mushroom clouds rising, I thought that it was someone's sick joke. I'd prayed for something to wipe away the debt, but this was not what I had in mind.

I've got a weapon for every situation. Hunting, protection, cold blooded murder, HOT blooded murder.