Why do you refuse to gain power? The power of our father Sparda?

Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record, followed by death.

Technically, you're not supposed to use an elevator in a fire. But that might not apply during a zombie apocalypse.

The wind whistling through boarded-up windows. Tumbleweeds scratching across dry, sandy tracks. That's how towns die. Not with a bang, but with whispers and whimpers.

The genius of the hole: No matter how long you spend climbing out, you can still fall back down in an instant.