You know, if there is one thing that I have learned, it is that we must obey the rules of the game. We can pick the game, Niko Bellic. But we cannot change the rules.

You can't shake no hands when ye fist be clenched.

I see you are taking a break from romancing every animal in the zoo to abuse the generosity of your cousin.

United Liberty Paper: You think I don't know that? You think I've been sitting around scratching my balls with my head up my ass?
Niko: I'd be impressed if you had been.

Elizabeta: Everyone's a rat!
Niko: Not me.