I am so much more than what you made me.

You could've asked me to do the same - to throw myself at her, what I wanted be damned. But you didn’t. And I’m grateful.

YES! OH GOODNESS YES! I am a good dog… Fantastic stuff.

I have witnessed dar too much, and you have given me too little. Finally, I can see.

You were never burdened with intelligence, but your load seems to be especially light these days.