I have witnessed dar too much, and you have given me too little. Finally, I can see.

Let's see. I hail from Waterdeep, the City of Splendours. I'm a wizard of considerable acclaim and scholar of exceptional accomplishment. I have a cat, a library and a weakness for a good glass of wine. And if the mood takes me I'm known to try my hand at poetry.

YES! OH GOODNESS YES! I am a good dog… Fantastic stuff.

Smashing! Soon, my friend - soon we can share a flagon of something liquid and a tale of derring-do!

I wanna ride you until you see stars.