YES! OH GOODNESS YES! I am a good dog… Fantastic stuff.

I want to wake up beside a handsome virgin every morning, but life doesn't give us what we want.

Findal: "Oh, thank you, thank you. I thought I was going to die down here."
Player: "Don't thank me yet. I'm here to finish what they started."

Enjoy myself? There's a worm in my brain, I'm surrounded by idiots, and all I've got to drink is wine that tastes like vinegar.

You smell very delicious, but I will not bite you.