Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.

Also, I might have... umm... sort of... plowed his daughter. A little.

I was programmed to be helpful and answer any questions I was asked. I guess nobody bothered to restrict who I answer questions for.
That was probably pretty dumb, huh?

Commie ghosts what don't know they're dead. Hoping to steal our rockets so they can fly up and paint the moon pink and draw a Lenin face on it.