We don't have to dream we are important. We are.

Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.

Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about. And the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have.

Jimmy? Little Jimmy - my, how you're grown up. So good of you to come visit your grandma.