Longing makes the heart grow founder, but I've always been a fan of hog-typing my lovers to make sure they can't escape.

I was programmed to be helpful and answer any questions I was asked. I guess nobody bothered to restrict who I answer questions for.
That was probably pretty dumb, huh?

Well, says No-bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And that's when they get real quiet, 'cause now they see the predicament we're in.

Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.