You smell very delicious, but I will not bite you.
I have witnessed dar too much, and you have given me too little. Finally, I can see.
I am so much more than what you made me.
It’s been seven years since I left. It’s no paradise - but it’s home. And it’s worth saving.
YES! OH GOODNESS YES! I am a good dog… Fantastic stuff.
The alliance is reforged, mortal. The planes thus quake, and the gods shudder.
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Not what will happen - what will you do. Your past is not yet lost. Your future is not yet fixed.
For I am death. And I am not the end - I am a beginning.
But loneliness that deep gets into the marrow. Now that I’m here - among friends - I can feel it burning out of me. Little by little, step by step.
Enjoy myself? There's a worm in my brain, I'm surrounded by idiots, and all I've got to drink is wine that tastes like vinegar.
You could've asked me to do the same - to throw myself at her, what I wanted be damned. But you didn’t. And I’m grateful.
Go on. Give the worgs some Booze! They'll love it.
Smashing! Soon, my friend - soon we can share a flagon of something liquid and a tale of derring-do!
I want to wake up beside a handsome virgin every morning, but life doesn't give us what we want.
Tread carefully, now. Not even a god would survive sacrificing me.
Let's see. I hail from Waterdeep, the City of Splendours. I'm a wizard of considerable acclaim and scholar of exceptional accomplishment. I have a cat, a library and a weakness for a good glass of wine. And if the mood takes me I'm known to try my hand at poetry.
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Findal: "Oh, thank you, thank you. I thought I was going to die down here."
Player: "Don't thank me yet. I'm here to finish what they started."
How would you feel about helping me kill some evil bastards?
Kiss my arse. I'm the Lord of Murder - I'll show you why.
Auntie Ethel, please. One more bite and this pie is gonna come back up to say hello.
Peace. Enjoy it while it lasts.
The moron who burns twice as bright, dies twice as fast.
Oh, it's not over until I teabag every last one of you alien motherfuckers.
Give man a bullet, and he'll want a gun. Give man a gun, and he'll be giving away the bullets.
My flaming fists of fury will destroy you, fiend, hahaha! God, who writes this stuff?
