Ok. We need to lighten the mood.

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Dom: Did you hear that? What the hell’s that sound?
Marcus: It’s just the wind.
Dom: Yeah, right. When was the last time the wind said 'hostiles' to you?

I used to be an adventurer like you … then I took an arrow in the knee.

Drunkard: "I know you!"
Cole: "No, you don't."