Jimmy? Little Jimmy - my, how you're grown up. So good of you to come visit your grandma.

Longing makes the heart grow founder, but I've always been a fan of hog-typing my lovers to make sure they can't escape.

Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

You want some weapon schematics? I can show you some fucking weapon schematics! You want a superheated Saturnite Power Fist? I can hook the shit up!

Have you ever tried to indulge an all-consuming urge to kill when you don't have opposable thumbs? Or hands? Or anything other than a bread slot?

Here, take a few radiation Chems, as my little way of saying, "I'm sorry I twisted your DNA like a kitten a ball of yarn".

[Barter 40] Dr. Courier diagnoses a terminally low discussion of caps in this conversation.

[SUCCEEDED] NOT IT'S HOLDING UP AN ARRAY OF FULLY-ERRECTED HAND PENISES. IF IT TRIES TO INSERT THEM, ACTIVATE VIVISECTORS.

On a scale of one to ten, I'd say it's a "shut the fuck up and fix me".

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Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about. And the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have.

[Speech 40/50] But the girl is sick.With classic symptoms of, uh... Vagina Dentata?

Freedom is the sovereign right of every American.

I'm going to kill you SO MUCH.

They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.