A Quote from GTA V

Lamar, Trevor

Trevor: You know what truckers do?
Lamar: Cut up women and get other dudes to jack 'em off?

Submitted by Kovah

Lamar to Franklin:

Maybe if you got rid of that old Yee-Yee ass haircut you got you’d get some bitches on your dick.

Game: GTA V

Tevor:

Look at me. I'm cranked on speed most of the time, but I'm productivity personified.

Game: GTA V

Movie Theater Ad:

Remember To Turn Off Your Cell Phones, And Please Don’t Masturbate.

Game: GTA V

Michael to his son:

Look, I Love You Jimmy, But You’re An A**hole.

Game: GTA V

Michael during a robbery:

Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing!

Game: GTA V

Number of Quotes: 1344

English Quotes 655

German Quotes 689

Number of Games: 576