Maybe if you got rid of that old Yee-Yee ass haircut you got you’d get some bitches on your dick.

Trevor: So, we ready to go on this?
Wade: Yep, although Floyd don't think it's a good idea meetin' at the condo...
Trevor: Tell Floyd it's a great idea to meet at the condo, and tell him we'll need chips and dip and prostitutes.

I'll swing by and sign the contracts, alright? Just ignore the bodies!

That girl is beat up from the feet up.

You know, I've been in this game for a lot of years and I got out alive. If you want my advice - give the shit up.