A Quote from GTA V

Lamar, Trevor

Trevor: You know what truckers do?
Lamar: Cut up women and get other dudes to jack 'em off?

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Trevor:

I'll be there later to sign the contracts. Just ignore the bodies…

Game: GTA V

Radio:

It was crazy as hell. He must've been tweaking. I know I am. You got a washing machine I could take apart?

Game: GTA V

Movie Theater Ad:

Remember To Turn Off Your Cell Phones, And Please Don’t Masturbate.

Game: GTA V

Michael, Steve Haines:

Michael: It feels like I'm giving a colonoscopy to the Statue of Happiness.
Steve Haines: Nice change from being up Trevor Phillips' ass all day.

Game: GTA V

Trevor:

You make me want a lobotomy!

Game: GTA V

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