A Quote from GTA V
Lamar, Trevor
Trevor: You know what truckers do?
Lamar: Cut up women and get other dudes to jack 'em off?
More quotes from GTA V
Next, I'll have this thing so far up your ass, your tonsils will be playing shadow puppets.
Like, the other day, he posts this picture of his newborn, and I'm all like "Damn, son. That right there is one ugly-ass motherfucker of a baby." And I'm all like "My balls is prettier than that baby", and then I sent him a picture of my balls. "I seen roadkill prettier than that baby. What the hell is wrong with your baby?" And he's all like "Actually, there's a problem with its chromosomes," or something, and it's actually a miracle it survived birth. And I'm all like "It's actually a miracle I survived seeing a picture of its ugly..."
Trevor: Well, hello there beautiful. Here, (hands over money) go buy yourself something nice.
Aunt: This is seven dollars?!?!
Trevor: I said something nice, not something expensive…!
I think that I would recognize my own underwear, now give them back!
I'll swing by and sign the contracts, alright? Just ignore the bodies!
