Let's be honest. Neither one of us knows what that thing does. Just put it in the corner and I'll deal with it later.

You are not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't get up here.

Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance, the next test is currently unavailable. It has been replaced with a live-fire course designed for military androids. The Enrichment Center apologizes and wishes you the best of luck.

Area and state regulations do not allow the Companion Cube to remain here, alone and companionless.

Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid, which may, in semi-rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth.