Amanda De Santa: Get a center, Michael. You have no center.
Michael: How about you suck my cock?

Trevor: You know what truckers do?
Lamar: Cut up women and get other dudes to jack 'em off?

Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather. Or the... Ah, I don't know, that thing. That magic. You see it in the movies. I wanted to retire. From what I was doing, you know? From that, that... line of work. Be a good guy for once, a family man. So, I bought a big house. Came here, put my feet up, and thought I'd be a dad like all the other dads. My kids, would be like the kids on TV, we play ball and sit in the sun... But well, you know how it is.

You make me want a lobotomy!

GTA, pretty much the same as the last game.