A Quote from GTA V
Michael
I'm rich, I'm miserable - I'm pretty average for this town.
More quotes from GTA V
Like, the other day, he posts this picture of his newborn, and I'm all like "Damn, son. That right there is one ugly-ass motherfucker of a baby." And I'm all like "My balls is prettier than that baby", and then I sent him a picture of my balls. "I seen roadkill prettier than that baby. What the hell is wrong with your baby?" And he's all like "Actually, there's a problem with its chromosomes," or something, and it's actually a miracle it survived birth. And I'm all like "It's actually a miracle I survived seeing a picture of its ugly..."
Now go! I need to meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.
You know, I've been in this game for a lot of years and I got out alive. If you want my advice - give the shit up.
Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing!
I'll swing by and sign the contracts, alright? Just ignore the bodies!