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Michael

I'm rich, I'm miserable - I'm pretty average for this town.

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More quotes from GTA V

Trevor:

The morning after the night before.

Game: GTA V
Trevor, Michael:

Trevor: I asked for a fair day's pay for a fair day's work. Well, he kinda got a little angry. So, I admit, I kinda got a little angry too.
Michael: Did you kill him?
Trevor: What kinda fucking animal do you take me for? No, I didn't kill him!

Michael sighs with relief

Trevor: But I did kidnap his wife.

Game: GTA V
Michael during a robbery:

Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing!

Game: GTA V
Michael, Steve Haines:

Michael: It feels like I'm giving a colonoscopy to the Statue of Happiness.
Steve Haines: Nice change from being up Trevor Phillips' ass all day.

Game: GTA V
Trevor:

I think that I would recognize my own underwear, now give them back!

Game: GTA V

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