A Quote from GTA V

Michael

I'm rich, I'm miserable - I'm pretty average for this town.

Submitted by Kovah

Trevor:

Bring me my coffee or I'm gonna cut your arm off!

Game: GTA V

Steve Haines, Trevor:

Steve Haines: Those bastards love to sell drugs.
Trevor: Who doesn't?

Game: GTA V

Simeon, Franklin:

Simeon: You tell me exactly what you want, and I will very carefully explain to you why it cannot be.
Franklin: What?

Game: GTA V

Michael, Steve Haines:

Michael: It feels like I'm giving a colonoscopy to the Statue of Happiness.
Steve Haines: Nice change from being up Trevor Phillips' ass all day.

Game: GTA V

Michael, Trevor:

Michael: Come back, we'll order pizza.
Trevor: Fuck you! Fuck your pizza. Fuck everything it stands for!

Game: GTA V

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