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A Quote from GTA V

Michael

I'm rich, I'm miserable - I'm pretty average for this town.

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More quotes from GTA V

Jimmy:

Like, the other day, he posts this picture of his newborn, and I'm all like "Damn, son. That right there is one ugly-ass motherfucker of a baby." And I'm all like "My balls is prettier than that baby", and then I sent him a picture of my balls. "I seen roadkill prettier than that baby. What the hell is wrong with your baby?" And he's all like "Actually, there's a problem with its chromosomes," or something, and it's actually a miracle it survived birth. And I'm all like "It's actually a miracle I survived seeing a picture of its ugly..."

Game: GTA V
Trevor to Ron:

Now go! I need to meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

Game: GTA V
Michael:

You know, I've been in this game for a lot of years and I got out alive. If you want my advice - give the shit up.

Game: GTA V
Michael during a robbery:

Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing!

Game: GTA V
Trevor:

I'll swing by and sign the contracts, alright? Just ignore the bodies!

Game: GTA V

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