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A Quote from GTA IV

Brucie, Niko

Brucie: Nicky, we gotta get serious.
Niko: All right man. If you want my advice, the only way you're going to get your balls back to normal is if you stop juicing or get implants.

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More quotes from GTA IV

Gordon Sargent, Niko:

Gordon Sargent: So you're in, big guy? Or are we gonna have to kill ya?
Niko Bellic: Well, since you put it that way... I'm in.

Game: GTA IV
U.L. Paper:

The FIB? Do I look homosexual? Do you think I care about the size of your Johnson? Now... you can't always tell who the good guys are. I'm not a good guy. But I'm fighting with them, and guess what? So are you.

Game: GTA IV
Little Jacob:

You can't shake no hands when ye fist be clenched.

Game: GTA IV
Mohammad:

I see you are taking a break from romancing every animal in the zoo to abuse the generosity of your cousin.

Game: GTA IV
Street Preacher:

I have been to the other side. I have been there and it's incredible. They have flying elephants. They have men made out of chocolate. They have pizzas as big as the city. They have a prize for the a person with the biggest heart, not the biggest wallet.

Game: GTA IV

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