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Brucie, Niko

Brucie: Nicky, we gotta get serious.
Niko: All right man. If you want my advice, the only way you're going to get your balls back to normal is if you stop juicing or get implants.

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More quotes from GTA IV

Dimitri Rascalov:

You know, if there is one thing that I have learned, it is that we must obey the rules of the game. We can pick the game, Niko Bellic. But we cannot change the rules.

Game: GTA IV
Doctor, Niko:

Doctor: Did they die of natural causes?
Niko Bellic: I suppose... A bullet in the head is as close to natural causes as anything in this city.

Game: GTA IV
Iggy Pop:

This town is startin' to make me angry; angry and alone. And broke. Man, it's expensive to live here! Time for some commercials to refill the coffers. I've got a yoga bill like a motherfucker!

Game: GTA IV
Niko:

I suck at life, but I bowl like an angel.

Game: GTA IV
Little Jacob:

You can't shake no hands when ye fist be clenched.

Game: GTA IV

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