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A Quote from GTA IV

Brucie, Niko

Brucie: Nicky, we gotta get serious.
Niko: All right man. If you want my advice, the only way you're going to get your balls back to normal is if you stop juicing or get implants.

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More quotes from GTA IV

Niko:

War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.

Game: GTA IV
U.L. Paper:

The FIB? Do I look homosexual? Do you think I care about the size of your Johnson? Now... you can't always tell who the good guys are. I'm not a good guy. But I'm fighting with them, and guess what? So are you.

Game: GTA IV
Niko:

I suck at life, but I bowl like an angel.

Game: GTA IV
United Liberty Paper, Niko:

United Liberty Paper: You think I don't know that? You think I've been sitting around scratching my balls with my head up my ass?
Niko: I'd be impressed if you had been.

Game: GTA IV
Patrick McReary, Gracie Ancelotti:

Patrick McReary: What do ya think of Niko, Gracie?
Gracie Ancelotti: Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Patrick McReary: Gracie, you're sweet.

Game: GTA IV

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