A Quote from GTA IV
Street Preacher
I have been to the other side. I have been there and it's incredible. They have flying elephants. They have men made out of chocolate. They have pizzas as big as the city. They have a prize for the a person with the biggest heart, not the biggest wallet.
More quotes from GTA IV
This town is startin' to make me angry; angry and alone. And broke. Man, it's expensive to live here! Time for some commercials to refill the coffers. I've got a yoga bill like a motherfucker!
I see you are taking a break from romancing every animal in the zoo to abuse the generosity of your cousin.
Niko, let's go bowling.
United Liberty Paper: You think I don't know that? You think I've been sitting around scratching my balls with my head up my ass?
Niko: I'd be impressed if you had been.
War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.
