Steve Haines: The problem with this job is I only get to know the criminals who are dumb enough to get themselves caught.
Michael: Only I didn't get myself caught. Remember? I turned myself in.
Steve Haines: That makes you doubly dumb.

Seatbelt. Serious.

Trevor: You know, Franklin, if there's one thing that you're gonna learn from being around us...
Michael: Plead fuckin' insanity. Then they can't fry ya.

Lester: It's hard to get motivated on a job without financial incentive.
Michael: You can't put a price on freedom.

It was crazy as hell. He must've been tweaking. I know I am. You got a washing machine I could take apart?