Simeon: You tell me exactly what you want, and I will very carefully explain to you why it cannot be.
Franklin: What?

Redwood Cigarettes: great for when you're resting in the hospital, playing tennis, or jogging.

Next, I'll have this thing so far up your ass, your tonsils will be playing shadow puppets.

She looks like a bloodhound in front of a wind mill.

GTA, pretty much the same as the last game.