Michael: Well, I had to. To protect you.
Jimmy: Yeah, keep telling yourself that, when you see their faces every time you close your eyes. Here we are. The bike rental place. Please don't shoot the bike rental guy out of, like, force of habit.

Remember To Turn Off Your Cell Phones, And Please Don’t Masturbate.

You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of 'em.

We are about to put the Darwinism back in Social Darwinism, and brother, it's gonna be fun.

Stop it! You're ruining my yoga!