You know, I've been in this game for a lot of years and I got out alive. If you want my advice - give the shit up.

Simeon: You tell me exactly what you want, and I will very carefully explain to you why it cannot be.
Franklin: What?

Now go! I need to meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

Floyd: You gotta go, both of you. My girlfriend, she'd kill me if she knew I had guests.
Trevor: Not much of a girlfriend if she don't like your family. Now would you get me a fucking drink? I'm not gonna ask you again!

The police are asking citizens to be alert and mistrustful of anyone who doesn't look like them.