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A Quote from GTA V

Michael during a robbery

Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing!

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More quotes from GTA V

Radio:

GTA, pretty much the same as the last game.

Game: GTA V
Fabian:

Did someone say yoga?

Game: GTA V
Trevor:

They damaged my stuff. They smash up my home. Damage my soul. Look at this... This, this, this, this statue here of Impotent Rage. This fucking meant more to me than Johnny K meant to anyone! And they smashed it! Those pathetic, midlife crisis, hog-riding, shaven-headed, fruity leather-chap-wearing fucking assholes!

Game: GTA V
Redwood Cigarettes ad:

Redwood Cigarettes: great for when you're resting in the hospital, playing tennis, or jogging.

Game: GTA V
Steve, Michael:

Steve Haines: The problem with this job is I only get to know the criminals who are dumb enough to get themselves caught.
Michael: Only I didn't get myself caught. Remember? I turned myself in.
Steve Haines: That makes you doubly dumb.

Game: GTA V

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