A Quote from GTA V
Michael, Steve Haines
Michael: Alright... the fuck is this bullshit? We handled your little immigration problem or whatever the fuck it was. We're straight.
Steve Haines: Oh absolutely... yeah, yeah. You killed people, you tortured people, committed a litany of other crimes... Oh we're so straight you and me, we're arrows.
More quotes from GTA V
Amanda De Santa: Get a center, Michael. You have no center.
Michael: How about you suck my cock?
Like, the other day, he posts this picture of his newborn, and I'm all like "Damn, son. That right there is one ugly-ass motherfucker of a baby." And I'm all like "My balls is prettier than that baby", and then I sent him a picture of my balls. "I seen roadkill prettier than that baby. What the hell is wrong with your baby?" And he's all like "Actually, there's a problem with its chromosomes," or something, and it's actually a miracle it survived birth. And I'm all like "It's actually a miracle I survived seeing a picture of its ugly..."
Trevor: You know what truckers do?
Lamar: Cut up women and get other dudes to jack 'em off?
You make me want a lobotomy!
We're fixing the problems that we made, together, which is why it's only fair that you pay for the problems, together.
