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A Quote from GTA V

Michael, Steve Haines

Michael: Alright... the fuck is this bullshit? We handled your little immigration problem or whatever the fuck it was. We're straight.
Steve Haines: Oh absolutely... yeah, yeah. You killed people, you tortured people, committed a litany of other crimes... Oh we're so straight you and me, we're arrows.

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More quotes from GTA V

Michael, Jimmy:

Michael: Well, I had to. To protect you.
Jimmy: Yeah, keep telling yourself that, when you see their faces every time you close your eyes. Here we are. The bike rental place. Please don't shoot the bike rental guy out of, like, force of habit.

Game: GTA V
Trevor to Ron:

Now go! I need to meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

Game: GTA V
Radio Ad:

Vote YES to proposition 208 and legalize medical Cocaine.

Game: GTA V
Michelle holding a flashlight while interrogating a prisoner:

Next, I'll have this thing so far up your ass, your tonsils will be playing shadow puppets.

Game: GTA V
Tevor:

Look at me. I'm cranked on speed most of the time, but I'm productivity personified.

Game: GTA V

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