I suck at life, but I bowl like an angel.

War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.

United Liberty Paper: You think I don't know that? You think I've been sitting around scratching my balls with my head up my ass?
Niko: I'd be impressed if you had been.

You can't shake no hands when ye fist be clenched.

I see you are taking a break from romancing every animal in the zoo to abuse the generosity of your cousin.