Gordon Sargent: So you're in, big guy? Or are we gonna have to kill ya?
Niko Bellic: Well, since you put it that way... I'm in.

We won't see him again. The only thing that will hold him down is six feet of dirt.

Niko: What is he talking about?
Roman: Brucie's a dreamer... he understands my vision.
Niko: Oh, so he's an idiot?

Vlad: What's your name again?
Niko: Big mouth prick.

Dimitri Rascalov: I want to buy you a present.
Niko: Will you wrap it up and put a pretty bow on it?