Trevor: So, we ready to go on this?
Wade: Yep, although Floyd don't think it's a good idea meetin' at the condo...
Trevor: Tell Floyd it's a great idea to meet at the condo, and tell him we'll need chips and dip and prostitutes.

Franklin: We're finna risk our lives to rob some motherfucking government killers again?
Michael: Yup.

Maybe if you got rid of that old Yee-Yee ass haircut you got you’d get some bitches on your dick.

Bring me my coffee or I'm gonna cut your arm off!

You're back, man. WE are back. All we gotta do is bust out Brad and then we're golden, man! Franklin, he makes us multicultural. Lester makes it cyber. We're like modern America. We just get ourselves a gay friend, and BAM!