A Quote from GTA V
Jimmy
Like, the other day, he posts this picture of his newborn, and I'm all like "Damn, son. That right there is one ugly-ass motherfucker of a baby." And I'm all like "My balls is prettier than that baby", and then I sent him a picture of my balls. "I seen roadkill prettier than that baby. What the hell is wrong with your baby?" And he's all like "Actually, there's a problem with its chromosomes," or something, and it's actually a miracle it survived birth. And I'm all like "It's actually a miracle I survived seeing a picture of its ugly..."
More quotes from GTA V
You know, I've been in this game for a lot of years and I got out alive. If you want my advice - give the shit up.
Lamar: I'm getting my money in the hood, I'm straight, fool. I'm cool!
Franklin: You cool? Cool what? Slinging dope and throwing up gang signs?
It was crazy as hell. He must've been tweaking. I know I am. You got a washing machine I could take apart?
Steve Haines: Those bastards love to sell drugs.
Trevor: Who doesn't?
Lester: It's hard to get motivated on a job without financial incentive.
Michael: You can't put a price on freedom.
