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Jimmy

Like, the other day, he posts this picture of his newborn, and I'm all like "Damn, son. That right there is one ugly-ass motherfucker of a baby." And I'm all like "My balls is prettier than that baby", and then I sent him a picture of my balls. "I seen roadkill prettier than that baby. What the hell is wrong with your baby?" And he's all like "Actually, there's a problem with its chromosomes," or something, and it's actually a miracle it survived birth. And I'm all like "It's actually a miracle I survived seeing a picture of its ugly..."

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More quotes from GTA V

Trevor to Franklin as they get in a truck:

Seatbelt. Serious.

Game: GTA V
Franklin:

Fuck man, you know how it is, homie. You just start running and shit. Then all of a sudden your legs give in and you just can't run no more.

Game: GTA V
Trevor:

You look like you struggle with simple tasks.

Game: GTA V
Steve, Michael:

Steve Haines: The problem with this job is I only get to know the criminals who are dumb enough to get themselves caught.
Michael: Only I didn't get myself caught. Remember? I turned myself in.
Steve Haines: That makes you doubly dumb.

Game: GTA V
Beverly the Paparazzo :

She looks like a bloodhound in front of a wind mill.

Game: GTA V

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